JOKE: Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won !
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race, too.* * The local paper read:* *PASTOR' S * ASS OUT FRONT. *
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.* * The next day the local paper headline read: * *“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS!” * *
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.* * The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. * * The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:* * NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN! * *
The Bishop shocked. * * He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. * * So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.* * The next day the paper read:* * “NUN SELLS * *ASS FOR $10!”* *
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.* * The next day the headlines read:* * NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. * *
The Bishop was buried the next day.* *
The moral of the story is: * *Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.*
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race, too.* * The local paper read:* *PASTOR' S * ASS OUT FRONT. *
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.* * The next day the local paper headline read: * *“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS!” * *
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.* * The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. * * The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:* * NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN! * *
The Bishop shocked. * * He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. * * So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.* * The next day the paper read:* * “NUN SELLS * *ASS FOR $10!”* *
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.* * The next day the headlines read:* * NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. * *
The Bishop was buried the next day.* *
The moral of the story is: * *Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.*
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